My version of this sign will include mention of the snakes.

Antitheft Sign
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Here’s another shot from an early morning walk by the cows.
Eko will heel off leash as we walk through the farm. Barn cats and chickens dart across our path. Cows approach to investigate. All he does is look at me as if to say, “did you see that?”
Which reminds me… While sitting poolside this past Sunday, the subject of pit bulls came up. I was kind of shocked to hear the very old myth that “their jaws have a locking mechanism.” Ugh…
The most offensive thing he’s done lately is fill the room with farts. Pit bulls fart, and farts stink. Facts!